I was at a party last night in my friends backyard, with like 30 other kids. People were drinking and playing BP, and me and 4 other kids were smoking a blunt. There is less than a 3rd of it left and i walked away to take a piss, so i handed it to the next person to smoke it.

When i come back, as im sitting down next to the kid with the blunt. I hear someone yell, and 5 under-cover cops run into the backyard. One of them says "dont you hate when the cops piss on your parade" (I think that was just stupid because it completely defeats the purpose of the expression).

They tell us to empty our pockets for any other weed (I was baked while this was happening). Luckly we packed the blunt with the last of what we had. They tell us to call our parents, and this one kid starts mouthing off to them. (the kid that was holding the blunt). My parents were not home and he was my ride. The cops tell the kid he can't give anyone a ride hom, so that pretty much fucks me over, because im high as hell and im a 2 hour walk away from my house.Luckly my other friends mom came and shes cool with us drinking, and i got a ride from her.

When i get home i get a call from my other friend. He was taking a piss behind the house in the woods when he hears the cops roll up. He dives into the woods and hes telling me how the cops were looking in the woods with flashlights, and how he lied down in the mud for almost 2 hours.
He was piss drunk and lives a couple blocks away from me, and had to walk home.

I havent talked to the girl whos house it was. Shes probably fucked.

I think im done with partys for this month...